bacon

Heyyyyy my name's Jake and I am here to blog. Soooooo I love bacon! Everything goes better with bacon. EVERYTHING....ok. Bacon can get you anything. Well actually it cant get you love :( (unless shes a fat chick). And I dont blame her that stuff's amazing! If i were a pig I would be a cannibal. I would eat freakin' everybody. I'd be like a chupacobra. That Mexican dingo thing or whatever...yeah thats what I would do.